03.24.10
Oh the horror of it all…
I started looking around on the net today. Being the good American that I am I wanted to find out when and from which airport Mr. Limbaugh would be leaving from. I wanted to wish him fair journeys on his upcoming trip.
You know what? No matter how many different searches I tried, I could not find out. To me this is amazing, that he and his assistants have such amazingly tight security that they have not leaked this information. WOW!
I mean, Mr. Limbaugh, you made a promise – to us – the American people – and more importantly to all your fans, those that love you and worship the ground you walk on. To break a promise of this magnitude – well, it just seems “un-American”!! No one in such power, with such a following would want to promote such bad behavior as lying directly to those you love – would you?
I have to blame myself for this. Perhaps it is my lack of computer skills – of knowing what to search for. Perhaps I am simply not a good googlezen – I need to go back to school. I am so ashamed to have to admit this in public, and in front of El Rushbo himself, that I am a failure at computers.
Of course it must be my public schooling – the socialized public-schooling- that I was forced into that has caused me to be so completely worthless. There is no other excuse. I should have picked myself up when I was but 6 years old and demanded to my parents to forsake all others (who needs a brother and sister) and use all their resources to send me to private school, where I would have been properly educated!!
It is obvious too that I must have failed my parents. I should have known to demand this – it is not their fault – it is mine and mine alone. Even at 6 I should have known, if I did not pull myself up and do all of this on my own, with NO HELP from anyone, I would be a complete failure. I am so ashamed – Oh Mr. Limbaugh, why didn’t I start listening to your show when I was young and it would have saved me from this humiliation?!
I can’t believe the public-school system – this horrible socialized excuse for an education is still in existence today. School must be PRIVATIZED – someone must make a profit from teaching our children. What has happened to this country – have we not been listening to Mr Limbaugh?!? And while we are at it, we better PRIVATIZE the fire department and if you want your house protected, just buy fire insurance – but you better make sure you buy the right kind for the fire departments in your area. You would hate to have a fire and find out you are not covered. And just think of all the money we could save if we PRIVATIZED the police? Then we just go out and buy police insurance. It would be so simple. And imagine how much safer we would all be with all these people running around with guns… We could all sleep better at night.
You know, come to think of it, we should privatize the banks too. Oh wait, they already are. Well, see, we don’t have problems with banks – just because they hold all the money, there is no problem there. We give them our money and they invest it wisely – they know better than we do – so that is a good thing. It seems strange to have this “Federal Insurance” for our money, I mean the banks are people, just like us, and they care about us, so we could get rid of another government run institution and all the waste. Just let the banks do what they are good at. Wait, what is it they good at?
I am beginning to see a pattern here – let’s just abolish the government – Rush is right – they are all crooks! It is the private sector we must put our faith in – and our money – all of it. We know Rush Limbaugh would NOT lie to us, not to the American people – not to his fans, so all of what he says MUST be true.. We must believe him and follow all that he tells us to do. He is looking out for our best interest – he wants us to keep all of our money – unless we have to give some of it to the companies in charge of our health, safety, homes, money, personal belongings, internal organs, etc.
So, could someone PLEASE help me to be more educated and learn how to use google or some other search engine so I can find out where Rush is flying out from – because I know he would not break a promise… Not to us.. Please????
Sincerely,
A Rush Fan who is so ashamed…
Kat